Oh Rob, (giddy laugh) you are sooooo worldly (twirling hair)

Oh Jana, your incessant fawning will never bore me. Please continue!

On another note, someone using the Turkish version of Google searched for “jana sex” (without the quotes) and came to my site. Try it yourself!

http://images.google.com.tr

You have to go ten pages. I guess some Turkish guy was really desperate to see pictures having to do with Jana and Sex.

“You have to go ten pages. I guess some Turkish guy was really desperate to see pictures having to do with Jana and Sex.”

- Aren’t we all.

Rob, you are such a nice man with a good heart. (batting eyelashes)

You aren’t the only one to have people reaching your blog looking for other things, here are some things googled to my site:

- road head is hard (I should hope it is hard)
- bigtit (6 times in 2 days, too bad I let them down)
- fuk couple (you can find that there)
- how to get road head (if you have to ask…)
- road head rules (yes, it does)
- “under armour”
- they hate ryne sandberg (I think that is a crime in Illinois)
- the most recent one: jana jbear (that one is a little scary)

Interesting that “jana sex” gets to my site, but doesn’t even appear on your list.

Some of my tops are:

jana post
george bush sewage plant
lime green pants
lime green pants men
guys lime green pants
pretty much any combination of “lime” “green” and “pants”
my butt hurts what

And my favorite:

how do their cubs survive in the snow.com

I am off to SF for sushi! I know how much you love sushi, so I’ll take a few extra pieces and mail them to you.

Darling! How was your sushi? (wink, wink. nudge nudge)

It was delicious! And I was home by 9:15 PM!

Your pieces should be arriving via pony express within the next couple of weeks. Bon Appétit!

9:15pm? Healthy AND responsible! I like that in a man. You will make someone very happy one day.

(I am so totally procrastinating packing right now.)

If you’re reading my blog, you must be REALLY procrastinating!

What’s to pack?!? It shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes to pack. Where is this triathlon, a third-world country? Won’t they have stores there if you forget something?

Shouldn’t you be in bed by now anyway?

Ugh, I am still awake. You wouldn’t believe what goes into this shit. Stupid stuff like a towel and water to put by your bike to rinse your feet of the sand from the lake before you put your running shoes on. Thank goodness I have other T.I.T.s writing extensive “To Bring” lists. I thought I would throw some shorts and a tank in a bag. We got goggles, helmets, all kinds of stuff to remember. Shoooooott.

I am done now.

And yes, Wisconsin IS a third world country.

You look lovely tonight, by the way.

Goodnight.

Uh, what happened to the Sesame Street post? I was stopping by to comment.

I don’t think my incessant fawning is helping.

I am also looking for Jana’s butt. Do you have it here? Should I perform a search?

I took the Sesame Street post down. It was lonely because no one commented on it! Poor Cookie Monster.

There are no Jana Butts here, just Jana Posts.

Snore.